24 Hours in a Saturday

Late Friday night, I had called a friend ~ a girl from Spain who now lives in Chicago. We ended up on the phone with each other until 2am on Saturday.

Among the various things we talked about, one point involved the massage I received the other day and how the masseuse focused on my skinny butt. I’m not kidding, she massaged my butt. It was very strange, but she mentioned that I should focus on exercising my muscles down there to help prevent problems with my lower back. Normally, I would have discussed this with the masseuse, but I was focused on not letting myself fart while she kneaded and pushed on my butt.

My friend from Chicago thought this was quite amusing.

Regardless, I had to cut the conversation short as I needed to get some sleep for the next day

7 Comments so far

  1. Fyre (unregistered) on October 10th, 2005 @ 1:31 am

    Club Next… ah, yet another club I long to attend, but can not. Unfortunately, for me, I am not one of the beautiful people. I dress in off-brand clothing, I’m not always sure where my next tank of gas is coming from, and I’m excessively overweight… Although were I to somehow manage a “Poppa Gucci” look, I’d be fine. Pity. I’ve missed M-Bar, Bocca Bar, Hush, and now Next. Maybe by the time the next “place to be seen” is opened, I’ll be able to look and act the part and be welcomed, instead of having to stand in line all night, or being flat-out told by the door staff that there is no way I’ll be admitted.

    Luckily, however, there are still places to go that don’t require you to be on the “A” or “B” lists… although they’re really not all that wonderful (hip-hop and rap, after all).


  2. Katie (unregistered) on October 10th, 2005 @ 1:39 pm

    Fyre,
    Be like Paul and throw on a suit. No one is going to check your labels! A faux LV wallet from Harwin might also do the trick.


  3. Holly Parker (unregistered) on October 10th, 2005 @ 6:02 pm

    This is disgusting. Your language is terrible and rude! How cane you be critical and mean about the Houston Air Show? It’s a symbol of patriotism and pride in America! You are just a mean person and I hope you keep your ugly language to yourself.


  4. jtseverson (unregistered) on October 11th, 2005 @ 8:28 am

    Wow. Great post. Sounds like something that would happen to me (though, I live far enough north that any airshow isn’t going to be near me).

    “This is disgusting. Your language is terrible and rude! How cane you be critical and mean about the Houston Air Show? It’s a symbol of patriotism and pride in America! You are just a mean person and I hope you keep your ugly language to yourself.”

    Holly, in that whole post all you came away with was the snippit about the air show?!?


  5. EDgAr H. (unregistered) on October 11th, 2005 @ 7:25 pm

    You’re 36 !!!!!!

    What air show ?? Oh that !!

    Talking about fucking, did you know that in Montreal for 10$ [That’s canadian dollar] you can touch the girls/boys in a strip-club !!? [Lots of asian girls! Lots of american tourist here…] =D


  6. katya (unregistered) on October 12th, 2005 @ 11:37 am

    My head hurts…


  7. Serena (unregistered) on October 13th, 2005 @ 8:17 pm

    This post is one of the best and most amusing things I’ve read in a long time! Thanks so much for sharing it. :-)



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